Today's Quote: "Did you ever notice some people who say they are too busy, are never too busy to stop and tell you just how busy they are?"-unknown

Joke of the Day: Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and orders four trout. He told the fish saleaman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" "Why do you want me throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the fresh salmon." "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to get the salmon." --source: Calgary's Good Morning News (Newspaper).